2004-11-21 21:21:05
Tell me have you seen the marvellous breadfish?
LaLeLu
Mara denkt sich einen Tisch – suess. x)
Kamu is’ kuuh.
yS
Oia.
eviiil
Essen ist guuut.
Da, jetzt laechelt sie gleich wieder!
Inn
Das macht mich ge ah ypsilon ell
Trennt uns nicht!
Wir sind anders.
*weinweinwein*
Scherzkeks!
._. ^^ x) | x) ._. ^^
Kazaa befriedigt mich nicht. /:
Wenn die Frau Hoser deine Lieblingslehrerin is’, musst dich auch um sie kuemmern.
Frau Zerluth – duerfen wir ins Internet? :D
Mein Gott... Es is’ halt Triebel-Logik.
Valetzka
GG-Depri
Sonst kommen die Socken!
Schmock.
ILDS
*strahl-leucht-plinka*
KUH, du chwein!
Maeh-Maus
Wollen Sie mit mir in den Whirlpool steigen?
Yetta Rosenberg. R-O-S-E-N!
Biles, der Nuttler
*in Topf sperr’ & Deckel zumach’*
Ich bin ein Haus.
Ham Sie a Fischsemmel?
*rumroll*
Ich hasse es, meinen eigenen Namen zu schreiben.
Ficken. x)
Ist das ein Zeichen?
Da! Frau Friedl!
LoLue
2004-11-14 22:07:10
Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody is willing to die
Lesetagebuch
Endlich ist es soweit.. in meinem Lesetagebuch wird endlich ein Buch bewertet!
Ich hatte eine wahnsinnige lange Buchbeschreibung geschrieben, aber da ich sie letztendlich viiiiiel zu lang fand, hab ich dann doch nur die Beschreibung vom Buchruecken abgetippt...
Also Achtung, Achtung:
Gelesen wurde Die Totenwaescherin von Helga Herwisch
Helga Herwisch erzaehlt die wundersame Geschichte der Mecklenburgischen Totenkleidnerin Magdalena und ihrer weiblichen Nachfahren, se erzaehlt von der Kraft der Liebe, von der Staerke ihres Willens, von ihrem ungewoehnlichem Beruf und ihrem Aufstieg aus dem kleinbaeuerlichen Elend des fruehen 19. Jahrhunderts in Buergertum.
Ein Roman voller phantastischer Figuren und Begebenheiten, der gleichsam spielerisch und fabulierend zweihundert Jahre Mecklenburgische Geschichte einfaengt.
Meine Meinung:
Positiv:
Viele neue und immer wieder frische Figuren, deren beinahe gesamtes Leben niedergeschrieben ist.
Negativ: Teils recht langatmig und insgesamt ein wenig verwirrend, weil so viele Personen auftauchen.
Schulnote: Gut, wuerde ich noch mal lesen!
2004-11-10 16:09:23
Hello? Is this thing on?
I received an e-mail today from someone claiming to have "the original anti-blog." He writes:
I've been running an "anti-blog" since November of 2000. Unfortunately, my ranking has slipped a little since I haven't updated all that consistently (especially recently), but I'm still on the first page of results, which is fine.... It would be satisfying to me to link to a random other person's antiblog -- and, of course, it would instantly add to your credibility if you linked to the original anti-blog.
So as it turns out, when you search for anti-blog this page is the second result. Who knew that I was so incredibly cool? I guess that currency precedes history in the Google algorithm. But anyway, I am not one to miss opportunities for instant credibility, so as you can see I have linked to the original anti-blog, and now in fact I have done it twice. You can check it out if you want. He actually has colors other than black and white, including a picture of himself and some other pictures, AND a bright orange background. Kinda makes you want to change loyalites, doesn't it? But now I have that lovely text image below that makes up for my lack of eye-catching graphic design.
Actually, though, I planned this site out quite carefully. Here are my axioms:
1. The page takes no time to load. This means it must be all text, with no images that load line by line, pixel by pixel, when you didn't care anyway.
2. Readability. Comic Sans MS is my all-time favorite font, and I believe that it is very easy to read, so I use it for everything past line 4. The date is in a consistent location, and in bold so it stands out from the rest of the text. My four lines of heading are only four lines, so you don't have to scroll down forever to get to the beginning of the text that you're actually interested in. In all printed text I prefer the polished look of justified margins, but on the Internet where you often resize the page, that's really annoying -- plus using a non-default margin setting means that you can't use the < p > tag; you have to use < br >< br > which is very unhandy, and leads to my third point:
3. No excessive formatting and precise organization. If you right-click and select "View Source," you will find that everything is very logically organized. Every paragraph has exactly one line; there is a line of space between posts. (The text image below is the single exception... hmmm.) And I use very few tags: b (bold), p (paragraph break), a (hyperlink), b (line break), blockquote (to offset quotations), and occasionally u (underline). I have no tr, td, & nbsp;, table, cellpadding, or anything else of this sort -- not even hr (horizontal line), which is quite dear to my heart.
4. Correct English and good ideas. Otherwise, I won't write anything worth reading.
Yep. Now you know.
2004-11-09 13:37:10
Night after night, who treats you right? Baby, it's the Guitar Man
- Ó meu deus!
- Tamu fudido!
- Caralho!
- Jésuis!
- Qui foi tchurma?
- Veja no monitor... um monstro cagador de lixo está desvastando a floresta amazônica!
- O que faremos???
- Vamos pegar o transporte e até lá na super velocidade que só os desenhos tem
zuuuup!
- rá rá... curupacu!
- Aaaaaaaaaaaah! é o monstro...
- Não sua bicha é um papagaio
- cuuuuu cuuuuuu cuuuuu
- Aiiiii qui meda! é o monstro!!!!
- Não idiota é uma coruja...
- Zigma di neutras ativar!
- Socorro é o monstro
- Não mané é o peterson foca*
- Pára de frescura e vamus procurar
(foi quando numa clareira ao longe eles avistam a criatura... não vou descrevêla senão vai gastar muitas linhas... portanto pensa aí como cê acha qui seria um monstro cagador de lixo e boa!)
- Ai mamãe! agora é o monstro acho que vou desmaiar!
- Putz! não é a toa que deram o anel do coração pra ele... bixa
- grrrrr uaaarrrrr uuuurrrrrr
- Meu deus! o monstro é muito grande.... i eu tô cuma lesera (voz de baiano) vamos chamar o CAPITÃO PLANETA!
- É issu aí! vou aproveitar qui eu trouxe minha rede....
- Então... uááá.... vamos unir nossos poderes!
- terra
- fogo
- vento
- água
- coração
fushhhhhhziiiiiiiii.... bum!.... (e aparece!)
- PELA UNIÃO DE SEUS PODERES! EU SOU O CA-PI-TÃOOOO PLANETA!
- VAI PLANETA!
- Hã! VOCÊ QUEREM QUE EU LUTE CONTRA.... AQUILO???
- Sim...
- VÊ LÁ! ESTOU USANDO MEU UNIFORME NOVO... VAI SUJAR TUDO...
- Mas e agora??? o que fazemos????
- RÁ!.... E O PROBLEMA É DE VOCÊS!...
- Filho da puta!.... volte aqui
vuuuuuuuush....
2004-11-09 01:29:18
I want the answers now
Nicht mein Tag
und nicht meine Woche.
Beim Zahnarzt gewesen: es wird richtig teuer. Die Kontaktlinsen vergessen ueber Nacht in die Kochsalzloesung zu legen: ich kann sie wahrscheinlich wegschmeissen (wird mindestens genauso teuer). Gestern abend beim Laufen eine Adduktorenzerrung zugezogen: es tut richtig weh.
Und es tut noch mehr weh, aber das ist unsichtbar.
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